Giggle ghosts

DISCLAIMER:
1)This is MY blog. I write what I want here. I am the Lord here. Your comments are welcome, but remember this. Here, in the Middle of Nowhere, I am right.You are wrong.End of discussion.
2)The follwing passage may contain offencive content. Reader descretion is adviced.


Woman. The one thing that any (normal)guy won't object to. The beauty of nature. The one who actually makes a guy's half-odd hour trip to the boring college worthwhile. The who makes the guy's life worthwhile. The one who's behind a succesful man. The two who are behind the unsuccessfull one. The reason the ads on TV make money. The reason Mankind is still alive and ticking. The reason I am alive today.

There something in a woman that's irresistable. Sometimes it's the way her eyes move when she's talking to you, totally animated; Sometimes it's her hair...the long hair, the way it moves on to her face, and that totally adorable whiff with which she blows it off...That smile...ooh...it's so captivating...

And when that smile turns into a giggle,
BOOM!
You are thrown out of the world of woman magic,
and thumped into the desert of the girl.

Now, I have noticed that, usually, when you are with just one girl, the smile stays a smile. But put just another girl into the scene, and you are in the unknown world of non-stop nonsense.
Girls start talking in some shittin unknown language(Girl Gibberish is what I call it..).
The giggles. They get on my neeeeerves!!!!

The Oxford dictionary defines giggle as: (verb)- half-supressed spasms. I think this dictionary was written by a lady. My definition would be "(verb,noun, adjective..it really doesn't matter.)- A disgusting phenomenon(usually in female humans), where laughter is brought about by little meaning(mostly meaningless) "jokes";most probable reaction of a girl to anything which is meaningless.

Alright picture this:
I am talking about something important, and I see her looking at the other girl n smiling. Now, there are two ways I've tried to react to such a situation:

1) Ignore and continue-
I just ignore that irritating smile and continue what I was saying. But the problem with that, is that I find it very tough to talk freely when I don't get the eye contact. I really don't feel like speaking when I know that the person is not listening to me.(Ok.so there goes my job as a lecturer).
And when I do that, with all the difficulties I am facing, when I am in mid-scentance, the two girls burst out into giggles. Those high shreeking noices, the shivers brought about because of the meaningless jokes. What the joke was, I never understand. Was something on my face?was my fly open?did i have a funny accent? I'll never know!

2) Stop and ask-
Well, this reaction is the worst possible thing you could do, in a situation like this. I stop and ask what's so funny that it can't wait till I am finished, and in two seconds, without fail, I find both of the girls holding their stomachs, bending over n shivering(ok, here i think 'spasm' is the right word...maybe the Orford babe was a guy after all..).
But let me warn you!!This shivering will not stop soon!!! It goes on for about five minutes, after which they manage to gain control of their stupid brains. But that's no garuntee that the giggle attack will not relapse!!!!Infact, the second wave of giggles are more irritating, cos they last for longer, and the worst part is, There's no fuckin reason for the giggle!!

So, my fellow men, meet the woman, surely.Talk to her, by all means. Even Marry her!!!But when you see her with another woman, Run, ma Man!!!Run!!!

Oh Lord.
Thou ve proven,
Even Thou art not Perfect.
Hail the Woman.
Amen.